September62014

I just had an edible for the first time, really excited for an hour from now

August312014

Watch for the part about cats, its important to learn about cats ( and how dogs are therefore better)

8AM

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

(via runs-with-trauma-shears)

August292014
thathawaiianchick:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Legalizing weed. Free birth control. Same sex marriage. When did Colorado become one of the most modern state in america?

IM GOING TO LIVE THERE STARTING TOMORROW WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thathawaiianchick:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Legalizing weed. Free birth control. Same sex marriage. When did Colorado become one of the most modern state in america?

IM GOING TO LIVE THERE STARTING TOMORROW WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(via juliankatzen)

10PM
beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

(via brittany-badass)

9PM

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

(via juliankatzen)

9PM

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin, via juliankatzen)

9PM
dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

(via golgibodi)

9PM
12PM

karlika:

toriathegadjeslayer:

never not reblog

image

(Source: trollexa, via juliankatzen)

10AM

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

image

(Source: 0d2, via juliankatzen)

12AM

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

(via scarsandczars)

August282014
5PM

(via humortastic)

August272014

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via preppycheerleader)

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